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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 01:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

If "thinking" affects feeling, and "feeling" affects thinking, then "why" does this not produce a never-ending circle?

Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

How short is too short for a skirt?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

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Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

Dietitians say: If you want to lose weight, eat dessert - Business Insider

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

What do you think of Obito Uchiha?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Backstage Report On WWE Raw Talent Being Discussed For Worlds Collide Appearance - Wrestling Inc.

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

"The AI Told Him To Kill Himself And He Did": 10 Nightmare Things AI And Robots Have Done To Humans - Yahoo

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

Red Sox vs Giants Predictions, Parlay, Picks, Odds for Saturday - Action Network

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Tomato Recall Escalates to Highest Health Risk Alert—Here’s What You Need to Know - Real Simple

Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

The LAX/Metro Transit Center is opening today—here’s what you need to know - Time Out

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

Then came..

How does it feel to have sex with a 40 year old curvy aunty?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

Next, they tried...

The unexpected mental health consequences of veganism, according to medical research - VegOut